On New Girl Season 4 Episode 3, Bob Day came to visit with another New Girl - his much younger girlfriend - which made for plenty of tension with Jess.
Awkward, downright adorkable tension, it goes without saying.
New Girl Season 4 Episode 3 was titled “Julie Berkman’s Older Sister.” Also known as Trashy Ashley, played by Kaitlin Olson of It's Always Sunny fame.
Jess tells Cece, before finding out who her dad is dating, that this time she plans on being super nide to his new girlfriend, no matter who she is.
That's when Trashy Ashley appears, right on hilarious cue.
Cece and Jess retreat to her room to freak out, reminiscing about her legendary sexual antics and generally wondering just how her dad ended up with her.
The other storyline you'll see when you watch New Girl online this week involves Schmidt and his idea notebook, also known as Nick's napkin.
It's a very dirty collection of papers overall, it turns out.
Schmidt has bigger problems, though. Dude has to figure out how to sell sponges to men, and his roommates are no help when it comes to easing his fears.
At brunch, with Jess and her dad, Trashy Ash confesses that she did do a lot of drugs back in the day ... and guys. In fact she was in rehab for sex addiction.
That's a way to win over your boyfriend's daughter.
Then Bob drops an even bigger bombshell while Ashley is in the restroom ... he wants to marry her! Entering DefCon3, Cece starts going through her phone.
Obviously, the texts they think are to another man she's cheating on Bob with are to a client, because the former sex addict is actually a sex therapist.
Jess realizes she doesn't need to take care of her father ... until she sees Ashley walking and talking with another man. Who it turns out is her sponsor.
Saying she needs some space, and freaked out for good reason, Ashley leaves, but now Jess is not having it, racing after her with the ring Bob bought.
Not even Jess getting plowed by a group of cyclists can stop the fairy tale moment as she holds up the ring and Bob proposes. Ashley accepts.
Jess is going to be her little girl. It's magical.
Meanwhile, Schmidt pulls together a focus group to impress his boss, and obviously recruits the guys to feed lines to and make him look good.
The group is so clearly rigged, it's hilarious.
Just as Schmidt is about to lose the account, Nick pleads with Julia to let him keep it because they are sharing a room and Nick wants to bring a girl home.
A cute girl he met at the focus group, natch.
This becomes the genesis of a new sales pitch, as the two friends realize men will clean their dirty room - which they know plenty about - if it means getting laid.
Schmidt's account is his for another week.
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