Breaking Amish Season 3 Episode 3 Recap: No Sleep 'Til (Getting Sexiled in) Brooklyn The group stayed in a hostel on its first night in Brooklyn this week on Breaking Amish Season 3 Episode 3, then made its way to Times Square.

Not surprisingly, Brooklyn is intimidating to sheltered Amish kids.

The place would scare the daylights out of plenty of middle-class suburban kids from New Jersey, so you can imagine the culture shock experienced here.

So how did they cope on Breaking Amish Season 3 Episode 3?

Well, Matt and Bates bought a few cases of beers, for starters.

That will break the ice, for sure, as the more of those cold ones are consumed, the more the inhibitions are lowered. It's not the worst thing in a sense.

Unless you're Vonda, who was very much uncomfortable with it.

Nervous about drinking with two guys she didn't know, you can't blame her for keeping her guard up, though she also missed out a little at the same time.

Was she nervous or acting like she's above the rest of them?

Either way, the rest of them opened up quite a bit, most notably Matt, who told people he was single (wife, pregnancy, who needs 'em) and was crushing on Miriam.

This proved almost as uncomfortable as their first subway ride.

The city itself, though, was pretty magical. Even Vonda couldn't believe the world that she had been living so close to, but so far away from, all this time.

When you watch Breaking Amish online, though, you're doing it for what comes next: Things going south as the gang hits the nearest bar to party.

Matt got so hammered that he admitted to having a wife in front of Bates, who was understandably confused about why Matt lied about this earlier.

There was also some slight groping of Miriam. Just stop, man.

Caught up in his new persona, Matt sexiled Bates (or at least kicked him out of the room) to chill with Miriam, leaving Bates to bunk with the other girls.

Hungover and confused, he couldn't bring himself to lie about it, spilling about Miriam and Matt and the fact that the latter is married, which stunned Barbie.

To her, the lie is worse than any of the fooling around etc.

Miriam was pretty pissed too, after Barbie filled her in.

She tore into Matt, who threw himself a nice pity party about betraying his marriage vows and eventually apologized once he was done with that charade.

Miriam's pretty much over him now, though. Are the others? Are you? Sound off on Breaking Amish Season 3 Episode 3 below in the comments!

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