Saturday, September 20, 2014

Krazy Kardashian Klaims & Kovers: 55 Tabloid Stories That Were Never, Ever True

It's been a krazy kouple weeks for the Kardashians.
Did you hear that Kourtney Kardashian got dumped in the delivery room, despite now having yet given birth to her third child?
Or that Kim Kardashian was betrayed by her siblings? And that she's also pregnant again? And that she's beenlet go as a wife by Kanye West?!?
These stories would vary from interesting to shocking to emotional to dramatic... if they were remotely true.
But because Kim Kardashian and her family don't actually do anything in order to be famous (no, taking Instagram selfies doesn't count; or, sadly, maybe it does in this day and age), supermarket tabloids must make stuff up about them in order to move copy.
And make stuff up they sure do! From plastic surgery rumors to baby and cheating chatter, here's a run down off 55 recent cover stories that are hilariously untrue:
Kim Kardashian Butt Problems
Oh no! Kim Kardashian's butt won't stop growing! What will the reality star do?

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