Charlie Sheen to Return to Two and a Half Men?

The epic Charlie Sheen meltdown of 2011 was so long ago that it's easy to forget just how insane the whole thing got. So here's a quick refresher:

Basically, the Sheenius was the highest paid actor on television until he went all "warlock rock star from Mars," and not only bit, but publicly devoured the hand that fed him.

At one point, Sheen called producer Chuck Lorre a "p*ssy loser," and declared that Two and a Half Men was "doomed" without him.

Lorre responded by killing off Sheen's character, replacing him with Ashton Kutcher, and proving that the inexplicably-popular CBS sitcom would, in fact, be just fine without him.

Bridges don't get any more burned than that and it seemed a safe bet that Sheen and Lorre would never work together again.

But time and sweeps week heal all wounds, and Sheen revealed to TV Guide that he is, in fact, hoping to return to the show for a "final send-off."

"On the record, I would love to return," Sheen said in an interview. "If they figure it out like I've presented it to them and they want to include me in some final send-off, I'm available and I'm showing up early. If not, it's on them."

Yes, the death of his character apparently wasn't "final" enough in Sheen's mind.

There's no word yet on when such a send-off would take place, or if Lorre is on board, but we're sure CBS execs are hoping it happens.

Literally coming back from the dead to headline what's sure to be a ratings bonanza? Now, that's #winning.

15 Bizarre Charlie Sheen Facts

1. He Once Thought He Watched a Snuff Film

In 1991, Charlie and some friends contacted the FBI about what they believed to be a footage of actual murders. Turns out it was just a Japanese horror film.