Monday, September 29, 2014

Robert Pattinson: Moving to London for FKA Twigs?

Things seem to be getting serious between Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs.
Rumors that Pattz and Twiggy are dating have been circulating for a while now, and just last week we got our first glimpse of Rob and FKA holding hands in public. (Squeee!)
  • RPatt
  • FKA Twigs Picture
They're moving so quickly they've even hit a rough patch already, with psychotic Rob fans attacking FKA onlinewith truly disgusting racist epithets. 
Naturally, a large percentage of the world's Robsessed Twihards can be found in America, which may be one of the reasons that Pattinson is reportedly planning to ditch LA and return to the UK.
The other reason, of course, would bet to spend more time with the London-based FKA.
"I think I might be done with Los Angeles," Rob said in a recent interview with The Independent. "I've just realized it in the past few weeks. I think I need to spend more time in London, or just move around a bit more."
Okay, so Rob doesn't mention FKA by name, but come on! He just realized in the past few weeks that he'd like to start spending more time in London.
Hmm...what else happened in the past few weeks? Oh right, he started seriously dating a woman who lives in London!
Rob's made no bones about the fact that he wants to settle down and start a family. That's why we never totally bought the rumors that he was dating Katy Perry and a slew of other young starlets in the wake of his breakup with Kristen Stewart.
Rob's a one-woman man, and based on the suddenness of his decision to move to London, we're guessing that woman in FKA. 

Robert Pattinson for Dior
Robert Pattinson is not bad looking, is he? Drool away, ladies!

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin: Officially, 100% Legally Married!

Okay, now it's truly official:
George Clooney off the market.
Yes, we previously reported that the Oscar-winning actor married Amal Alamuddin on Saturday night in Venice - but Clooney and his 36-year old British bride exchanged vows for the second time today at Venice's Palazzo Ca' Loredan, a council building where a civil ceremony was conducted in accordance with the country's laws.
Insider confirm this step was taken inside the gorgeous Sala Degli Affreschi, a beautiful decorated room that includes two stunning chandeliers.
The Clooney and Alamuddin ceremony and reception on Saturday spared no expense either, of course.
The former lasted for about 20 minutes, with bride and groom reciting their own vows in the presence of such famous guests as Cindy Crawford, Bill Murray and Matt Damon.
The reception featured candelabras on every table, along with an endless array of candles and white roses all around. We hear there were as many as 20 modern art paintings hand-picked by Alamuddin on the walls and that and the tables were set with 24-karat gold-rimmed bone china.
Would you really expect anything less from Clooney?!?
Alamuddin’s father, meanwhile, got us all excited about the next step in the lives of this couple, toasting his daughter and his new son-in-law at the event and noting that it’s now time for “grandchildren."
We get George and Amal at least got in some practice that night, if you know what we mean!

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin: Red Carpet Debut
George and Amal made their red carpet debut as a couple last night. As expected, they looked amazing.

Big Sean: Ariana Grande is Very, VERY Special!

Big Sean may not confirm he's dating Ariana Grande, but the dude knows how good he has it and is never hesitant to heap praise upon the talented singer.
During an interview with On Air with Ryan Seacrest on Friday, the rapper mentioned that he likes to keep his personal life private ... but man, she rules!
Ariana and Big Sean
"I'm like a big fan, I know where I'm at," the 26-year-old said. "But I am going to tell you this: That Ariana is very, very special. She's very special to me."
"Everything she has going on is good with her, everything I have going on is good with me, and everything between me and her is good," he went on.
"And I'm just going to leave it at that."
Big Sean, who has been wearing a red Kabbalah bracelet just like his rumored girlfriend, is rumored to bejealous of her video with Chris Brown.
He's also rumored to be getting very serious with her since their respective breakups, and by all accounts they are not only an item but a contented one.
Speaking of which, Sean was also grilled about his new song "I Don't F--k With You," in which he absolutelyshreds Naya Rivera ... or does he?
The rapper explained to Seacrest he actually wrote the song when he and his then-fiancee were still an item, but can't escape how it sounds now.
"I was just honestly putting myself in a perspective, man," he said.
"As an artist, you just have to do that sometimes. It's funny how records, sometimes they relate to you more later on, sometimes they don't."
"Obviously it kind of fits my situation."
Big Sean and Rivera ended their engagement in April. Just three months later, she married Ryan Dorsey on the day she was supposed to marry the rapper.
As he raps in "I Don't F--k With You" ... he dodged a bullet.

Big Sean, Ariana Grande
Big Sean and Ariana Grande performing live. These two make a cute couple.

Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy: Married?!

Despite a 17-year age difference and the fact that they'd only been dating for less than two years, Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy got engaged earlier this year.
Now it seems the unlikely couple is continuing to move quickly as they reportedly got married in a small, secret ceremony some time over the summer.
Olivier Sarkozy, Mary-Kate Olsen
Mary-Kate and Olivier were spotted having lunch in the Hamptons recently, and witnesses say they were both rocking wedding bands.
The change in MK's bling would've been particularly easy to spot, as she had previously been wearing an $81,000 antique engagement ring that featured a giant rock.
Mary-Kate has reportedly now switched the ring out for an understated band, and various media outlets are reporting that she and Sarkozy have indeed made it official.
Sarkozy - the half-brother of former French president Nicolas Sarkozy -  is the latest in a long line of high-profile, very well off men with whom Mary-Kate has been romantically involved.
She broke up with Nate Lowman -  a celebrated NYC artist - just months before getting involved with Sarkozy.
Of course, just because her other half has settled down, don't expect Ashley Olsen to walk down the aisle any time soon. Last we saw her, Ashley was having one night stands with Johnny Depp and very much enjoying the single life.
Anyway, congrats to Mary-Kate and Olivier! May you enjoy a life of love, happiness, and obscene wealth!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married out of nowhere in August 2014! Congratulations!

Donkey Lives Inside Missouri Home, Thinks He's Regular Member of the Family

Say hello to Joplin.
This donkey was sick as a baby and, therefore, was raised indoors by Missouri natives Dawn and Chris Wegener.
Joplin grew very accustomed to the arrangement and has lived as a regular member of the family ever since, watching television at times, helping with chores and other times and, based on the adorable photos below, often irritating the dog as well.
Joplin can open doors all by himself; enjoys eating apples as a snack in the kitchen; and has learned enough by now to ignore Dr. Phil.
Don't believe us? Check out these pictures for proof!
Admiring Other Animals
What's the big deal? Nothing to see here! It's just a donkey living inside and watching some television.
Pretty amazing, huh?
In other recent donkey news:

Adrianne Curry: If My Son Beat Women, I'd KILL That S--t Pile (or Myself)

Adrianne Curry, the first-ever America's Next Top Model winner, is making headlines after speaking out against domestic violence on Twitter ... aggressively.
Pic of Adrianne Curry
She's always been one to speak her mind, and post the occasional revealing selfie, but beyond that? A pretty laid back and cool chick. Or so we thought.
Curry recently weighed in on the domestic violence epidemic, publicized by the video of Ray Rice and Janay Palmer among other high profile events.
Her take on it is ... pretty intense.
"If I raised a son who beat women," she mused, "I'd take him out of the world (I brought him in!) Or slit my wrists in shame for having raised a s--t pile."
Well. Okay then.
Obviously, being disappointed in having a son who abused women is understandable. Saying she would kill a man for hitting someone, though?
Perhaps this hypothetical situation has no good response, but the positive spin we can put on it is that Curry does not tolerate domestic abuse, ever.
Her actions speak to this too. Allow us to explain ...
Curry, who was married to former Brady Bunch star Christopher Knight for six years but is openly bisexual, is a big Star Wars fan who says she enjoys costly.
In her free time, she has been known to read the A Song of Ice and Fire novels, watch Game of Thrones onlineand play World of Warcraft. Turned on yet, nerds?
At Comic-Con this year, Curry (who was dressed as Catwoman) witnessed a sexual assault and joined others in defending the victim and counter-attacking the assailant.
In doing so, she hit him with her bullwhip and drove him away.
Seriously. Not a woman you want to mess with right here. On an unrelated note, can someone get Curry a part on Game of Thrones next season?!

Shae
It's not hard to see what Tyrion sees in Shae. She's a lover in a world full of fighters...and she's good at what she does.

Nicki Minaj Flaunts CRAZY Cleavage Online: Is That a Nip Slip?

Must we sound the Nicki Minaj Nip Slip alarm once again?
The singer, who is no stranger to showing off her most intimate body parts (see, Minaj, Nicki; shower selfies), has posted two new photos to Instagram, both of which are EXTREME close-ups of her cleavage.
The "Anaconda" artist published the images of herself in a lacy black bra yesterday, leaving so little to the imagination that we’re left to owner: is that a areola peeking out from her left boob?
Nicki Minaj: Look at My Boobs!
Nicki Minaj posted this EXTREME close-up to Instagram. We've blurred out the small nip slip that took place as a result of the image.
As one astute follower said in reaction to the pictures, they contain "a fraction of nip slip action only visible to the perverted eye."
But, let's face it, there are plenty of perverted eyes on the Internet.
Did Minaj run these photos just to tease and titillate her fans? Maybe, but it seems unlikely. She appears to be pushing some kind of mysterious project.
"Thx 4 my makeup Uzo short bob by oscar bra by my crazy "mother" Rushka #ItsASecret," Nicki wrote as a caption to one photograph, making us wonder what this secret could be.
Perhaps a new music video? 
Minaj will need to work very hard in order to top the success of the Anaconda music video, which went on to break the VEVO record for most views in a 24-hour period.

Nicki Minaj with Whipped Cream
This Nicki Minaj GIF may cause many anacondas to grow in length. If you know what we mean!

Kim Kardashian Attacked By Vitalii Sediuk AGAIN!

We've all heard the jokes about French people being rude to American tourists but the treatment Kim Kardashian 's been receiving in Paris this week makes a cold shoulder look like a kiss on the cheek.
Kim Kardashian: Boobs Exposed!
Even for Kim Kardashian, this outfit is a tad risque. We mean... seriously?!? Wow.
First, Kim was tackled by Ukrainian "comedian" Vitalii Sediuk. (His shtick consists entirely of assaulting celebrities. Gold, Jerry!)
The very next day, Kim and Kanye were booed after arriving late to the Lanvin runway show, forcing the struts to be postponed by several minutes.
You'd think that would be the end of the awkward encounters, but this is Paris and Kimye were talking about, so the blatant rudeness just keeps on coming.
TMZ reports that Sediuk (who's somehow not in jail after assaulting a women in front of hundreds of witnesses) attempted to seize a second opportunity to tackle Kim last night but was shut down by Mrs, West's beefed up offensive line security detail.
As we reported last week, Paris police don't care about Kim or anything that happens to her, which makes us wish they were in charge of programming for the E! network.
Comic genius Sediuk - aka the Ukrainian Dane Cook - is still at large, as police say they're unable to arrest him because his attack was thwarted.
So, attempted assault isn't a crime in France? Or does that rule only apply in case of Kardashian?

Kim Kardashian Krying
Kim gets her ugly cry on. It's definitely not her best look.

Beyonce Wardrobe Malfunction Spices Up Global Citizen Festival: What Happened?!

This weekend's Global Citizen Festival was marked by star-studded performances, including a surprise appearance by perhaps its most famous performer, Beyonce.
Even more surprising? The wardrobe malfunction she suffered on stage!
The Queen Boo-Beys weren't advertised on the event's lineup, but they sure left a memorable impression as her dance moves jostled them loose.
Beyonce's white blouse, which didn't appear to be buttoned up and wouldn't qualify as workout attire even if it were, burst open to reveal her nude bra.
The 33-year-old seemed unconcerned with the mishap, continuing her live, Central Park performance without so much as missing a beat out there.
On hand was a 60,000 strong audience who had only been expecting Jay Z, who brought out his "Crazy In Love" collaborator, delighting the crowd.
And that was before she nearly went topless, too!
Nothing we haven't seen before in Beyonce bikini photos she's personally put on Twitter, but it's always noteworthy when the girls come out unannounced.
Unless it was all scripted ahead of time. We almost wouldn't put it past Bey and Jay, who are the masters of image management (elevator attacks aside).
The duo, which has faced near constant speculation that their marriage is headed downhill and fast, put on a united and loving front for the fans.
That's been their custom throughout the year.
Beyonce and Jay-Z joined Alicia Keys, No Doubt, Fun, Sting, The Roots, Tiesto and Carrie Underwood, who did not suffer a wardrobe malfunction.
A good or bad thing, depending on your view.
The festival, now in its third year, is part of the campaign to eliminate extreme poverty by 2030, an ambitious but worthy and admirable goal.
If they promised more celebrity wardrobe malfunctions every year when selling tickets, and donated all the proceeds, that could only help the cause.

Kristen Bell Wardrobe Malfunction
Kristen Bell suffers a wardrobe malfunction for the ages. And for that, we thank her.

Kelly Clarkson Posts ADORABLE Baby Photo, Extends Challenge to Lady Gaga

Yes, folks, it actually is possible for Kelly Clarkson to be even more awesome and endearing.
The first-ever American Idol winner Tweeted a picture of her three-month-old daughter wearing a onesie, a bib and sunglasses yesterday, writing along with the adorable image:
"Watch out Lady Gaga!! River Rose is on the scene!!"
Equally cool? The called-out artist then replied, with Gaga writing online in response: "Look at those shoulders, like Grace Jones! Can I borrow that bib?"
Kelly Clarkson Daughter Photo
Approximately 11 hours after she shared the photograph, Clarkson Tweeted that she was "having a hard time falling asleep" because she "can't stop watching my baby girl sleep. I'm addicted to her."
Seriously, could Kelly Clarkson act any more like a normal (and, therefore, totally rad) mom?
Clarkson and husband Brandon Blackstock welcomed their baby girl into the world on June 12.
And while Kelly is clearly in love with motherhood and is a tad busy in her personal life, she's also making plans to release a new album some time in 2015.
"I'm so proud of my next album! Might have a special guest…Doesn't come until early next year," Clarkson Tweeted on September 20.
In the meantime, we'll understand if we don't hear a lot from Kelly. She has important (read: ADORABLE!) business to tend to at home.

Kelly Clarkson in NYC
We adore Kelly Clarkson. The original American Idol is as talented and as a grounded as they come.

NeNe Leakes Quitting The Real Housewives of Atlanta? Reality Star Posts Tweet About "Moving On"

We've heard rumors about NeNe Leakes quitting The Real Housewives of Atlanta in the past, but for some reason, the quotable fan favorite has stubbornly stayed put.
Has she finally had enough of the show that made her a star, however?
NeNe: Who, Me?
We just can't get enough of NeNe's wonderful wacky faces.
It's somewhat baffling, because few - if any - Housewives have found the sort of popularity and success beyond Bravo that NeNe has enjoyed. 
If you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online or even read about it, you know the show is more stuffed with insane drama lately than ever before.
So much so, it's hard to imagine that NeNe still has room for it in her life.
And that may be why after seven seasons on the hit series, NeNe might finally be ready to hang up her heels, or so the current rumor goes ...
"Sometimes n life you just have to move on!" NeNe tweeted yesterday. 
"4 growth, 4 sanity, 4 healing! It's a sacrifice! Pray about it!"
Granted, Ms. Leakes could have been talking about moving on from any number of things, but she's been openly considering leaving RHOA for some time now.
The timing couldn't be better for her to actually bail. To put it simply, more so than any of the other ladies, NeNe simply doesn't need the show anymore.
She heads a production company with a slew of reality shows set to debut in 2015, her self-named clothing line is still taking off, and she just landed a coveted Broadway role.
She'll play the evil stepmother in Cinderella on stage, and on the small screen, Leakes will also return to Gleeat lesat once in the Fox series' final season.
Like we said - that girl's got a lot on her plate and RHOA just gets more insane by the year. We don't think anyone would blame NeNe for jumping ship. 
We'd miss her, but wouldn't blame her.

NeNe Leakes Is Honest
"I'm not gonna stab you in the back. I'm gonna stab you in the chest."

FKA Twigs to Racist Internet Trolls: Enough is Enough!

FKA Twigs, Robert Pattinson's new girlfriend, has had enough of the racist Internet trolling that she's been subjected to since their romance went public.
Almost immediately after the gossip world caught wind of FKA Twigs dating Robert Pattinson, the Internet abuse commenced, and it has not relented.
She's had it up to here with the trolls, though.
Speaking out via Twitter on Sunday, the half-Jamaican, half-Spanish singer slammed the haters who have taunted her online, and says she will not be bullied.
"I am genuinely shocked and disgusted at the amount of racism that has been infecting my account the past week," the 26-year-old singer wrote.
"Racism is unacceptable in the real world and it's unacceptable online," added Pattinson's girlfriend, whose real name is Tahliah Debrett Barnett.
Pattinson, 28, and FKA Twigs began dating last month, but recently went public with their romance, cuddling up and holding hands while out in L.A.
Some fans of Pattinson, and some fans of his ex-girlfriend Kristen Stewart, have been quick to make racist remarks while bashing his choice of girlfriend.
While we don't expect R-Patt to come to her public aid, as we saw with Ian Somerhalder defending Nikki Reed, we don't expect him to let this bother him.
Whatever the trolls say, Pattinson and FKA Twigs are happy, as the actor "loves her voice, he loves her sense of style as well, how unique she is."
"They are trying to avoid making a spectacle of their relationship, but at the same time both enjoy going out with their friends," a source said of the two.
"They connect on music, which is something that Rob keeps pretty close to his heart," the source continued. "A lot of his close friends are musicians."
Here's hoping they continue to shake it off, Taylor Swift style, and as far as the people trolling Twigs go? Move on. Stop being racists. The end.

Robert Pattinson for Dior
Robert Pattinson is not bad looking, is he? Drool away, ladies!