Monday, December 22, 2014

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West: Actually Spending Time Together, Buying Ridiculous Christmas Presents For North!

To say that North West is a bit spoiled is like saying her daddy Kanye has a bit of an ego.
North has a personal stylist and tailor, she reportedly rocks $50,000 diamond earrings, and there have even been rumors about her folks buying her a private island to serve as her own personal play place.
So perhaps we shouldn't be surprised to learn that Kimye is going all out for Nori's second Christmas:
Kim, Kanye and North in Paris
The Daily Mail reports that the Wests have spent upwards of $74,000 on presents for North.
You might be wondering how it's even possible to drop that kind of cash on an 18-month-old, but you have to bear in mind who her parents are. 
Naturally, the most expensive items have more to with Kim and Kanye's ego than with North's enjoyment.
For example, Kanye reportedly picked up a $60,000 diamond-encrusted tiara, as well as a custom-made $12,000 toy replica of his matte black SUV.
Sure, the average toddler would probably prefer to play with a roll of bubble wrap, but since when is Christmas about the kids?
Morning, Kim and Nori!
It's Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.
On the plus side, North is probably happy to see her parents under the same roof for once.
Kim and Kanye spent a month apart recently after reportedly going through a "rough patch" in their marriage. There were even rumors about the couple spending Christmas in separate countries.
Fortunately, Yeezus (the reason for the season) is making things up to his new wife the best ways he knows how: through obnoxious displays of obscene wealth!
"For Kim, he's got specially commissioned designer clothes, shoes, bags, and jewels too."
But in case you started thinking that 'Ye occasionally thinks about someone other than himself, the source then added, "He asked his stylist to do it."

Damn, Yeezy. Usually when you try to buy someone's forgiveness, you at least give them crap that you picked out yourself.
Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle
Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She's topless!

Khloe Kardashian: I Would Never Kick Rob Out of the House!

Rob Kardashian may be holed up in Khloe Kardashian's home and uninterested in the spotlight these days, but his sister is not preparing to evict him.
Despite what rumors in the past week have indicated, she took Twitter to bash rumors that Khloe is kicking Rob Kardashian out or had already done so.
On the contrary, in fact. Khloe couldn't be happier with her sibling roommate.
Rob Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian
"One of the best things about my house is that my brother lives with me. I would never kick him out," she tweeted. "I've begged for him to live with me."
"So until HE wants to leave... this is his home. #ByeHaters #StopWithTheBS."
It has been a really, really tough year or two for Robbie K., BS or no BS.
He's stopped filming Keeping Up With the Kardashians, bailed on a family trip to Thailand in the spring, and left sister Kim's European wedding weekend early.
Wracked by insecurity, he's been seen very little in the six months since.
Rob has put on serious amounts of weight and friends and family alike worry that he's become extremely reclusive and depressed, though it's mostly speculation.
Khloe sounds like all is well, not that she'd tell Twitter if they weren't.
In the past, Rob has lived with Khloe and then-husband Lamar Odom, while she crashed with him during her separation from Odom, so the two are very close.

As for those reports that Khloe is calling herself Mrs. Odom again, that remains to be seen as well ... but we know she is not legally divorced from Lamar.
Stay tuned on that front too ...
Very Large Rob Kardashian
Rob Kardashian is not thin. He and his large body mass are behind the wheel in this photograph.

Sunday, December 21, 2014

Justin Bieber: Sending Sad Christmas Message To Selena Gomez?

Justin Bieber Christmas

Is Justin Bieber missing Selena Gomez this Christmas season? He posted a sad new photo of himself along with a message

Justin Bieber, 20, looked sad and lonely in a new selfie posted on his Shots account. Do you think it’s because he misses spending the holidays with his ex-girlfriend, Selena Gomez?

Justin Bieber’s Sad Christmas Message: For Selena Gomez?

Aww, poor Justin.
On Saturday night, Dec. 20, the lonely singer shared a dimly lit selfie of himself on Shots that showed him looking sadder than ever.

“Merry Christmas,” was all the caption read, but Justin’s photo wasn’t very merry at all. In fact, it really looked like he was missing someone — Selena.

Justin’s New Girl: Will He Spend Christmas With Hailey Baldwin?

The same day Justin posted his lonely selfie, his rumored new girlfriend posted a picture of herself wearing his sweatpants.
When Justin commented Hailey’s picture asking for his pants back, Hailey responded by saying they looked better on her. And, she’s not wrong!
So, will Justin be spending his holiday with Hailey since there’s no chance he’ll be with Selena? If so, maybe she should be concerned about this sad message to his ex on Shots.
Tell us, HollywoodLifers — Do YOU think Justin’s message was for Selena? Do you think he’ll spend the holidays with Hailey instead? Comment below.

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi Celebrate 10 Year-Anniversary, Pose for Makeup-Free Selfie

And they said it wouldn't last!
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi took to Instagram this week to celebrate 10 amazing years as a couple, posing for a make-up selfie and looking more in love now than ever before.
They didn't include a caption with the following beach-based snapshot because, really, no words are needed to express the joy depicted here:
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi Anniversary Pic
DeGeneres and de Rossi dated for four years before saying they do on Augst  15, 2008.
They continue to be one of Hollywood's most fun and enjoyable couples, as evidenced by their mocking of the Kim Kardashian nude spread in Paper Magazine with their latest Christmas card.
Seriously, how amazing is THIS?
Sadly, of course, the tabloids have been targeting Ellen and Portia for some time now, publishing erroneous divorce stories and even alleging over the summer that DeGeneres cheated on her wife.
This prompted a response from Ellen.
"The truth is, and this is corny, I fall more in love with Portia all the time," she told People earlier this year, adding:
"I really do. She surprises me all the time...It's what anyone experiences when you find that person that gets you, wants to take care of you, wants the best for you. We're really lucky because we know how rare it is."
Lorde Without Makeup
Lorde isn't just wearing no makeup in this Twit pic. She's wearing pimple cream!

Vanderpump Rules

Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 5 Recap: Does Katie Maloney Motorboat Crotch?

Last night on Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 5, Kristen and Tom returned to work at SUR after being suspended, while Stassi was given a big opportunity by Lisa.
Meanwhile, Tom Schwartz made a HUGE commitment (well, for him anyway) in hopes of appeasing Katie's concerns, while she also faced some hard core accusations.
What did those consist of, and how did everything go down (sort of literally)?
Picking up where Episode 4 left off, Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 5 saw Schwartz try to get out of the doghouse after quitting his job at PUMP spectacularly.
To show he can commit to stuff, while also delaying marriage talks with Katie Maloney, he adopted a rescue dog! Which was silly looking but so, SO cute.
So cute, in fact, that she envisioned the puppy as the ring bearer in the wedding Tom desperately wants to avoid thinking about! So that totes backfired!
Meanwhile, if you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you know Lisa Vanderpump and Stassi Schroeder are often at odds. Well, this week things are good.
In fact, Lisa hired Stassi to be her stylist for a photo shoot, a gesture she felt was generous as the youngster could put the experience on her resume.
Yet Stassi didn't see it that way, feeling Lisa treated her like an assistant and not a professional. Lisa, for her part, felt her former staffer was ungrateful.
All of that took a back seat to the drama with Katie and Jax Taylor, however.
According to Jax and Scheana Marie, not only is it possible to motorboat someone’s crotch, but Katie did just that, between some unidentified actor’s legs!
Jax began relaying that Katie had cheated on Schwartz in this manner, a dubious claim because it's Jax, a man who lies like he gets pointless nose jobs.
Still, Scheana claimed she saw the entire incident, so the rumors spread.
Sadly, the actor who supposedly had his crotch motorboated by Katie Maloney was never revealed, but Jax and the accused motorboater had words.
When Tom Sandoval, Tom Schwartz and Jax joined Katie for brunch, Sandoval and Jax just grilled her on this alleged incident, while Schwartz did nothing.
Seriously. He just freaking sat there while Jax tore his girlfriend a new one.
Stassi Schroeder
Sassy Stassi is the resident wit on Vanderpump Rules. She's basically a young Lisa V. in the making.
Beyond whimpering “Bubby” a few times (whatever the heck that means), he did not stick up for his girl one iota ... or ask if the rumor was true for that matter.
Katie eventually stormed off after getting railroaded by that douche Jax.
When Tom Schwartz ran after her, did he at least defend her stance or comfort her? No, he told her that she was basically the instigator in all of this.
Now there's a standup guy. Totes future fiance and husband material.

Monday, December 1, 2014

Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons

Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 5 Recap: The Lord and The Leak

Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 5 saw Kourt and Scott wrestle with their ongoing issues after the latter (not) shockingly bailed on rehab.
Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian began to question the loyalty of longtime best friend Jonathan Cheban after some inside family information was leaked to the press.
Information they apparently didn't want leaked, for once.
Picking up where the previous installment left off, Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 5 began with Lord Disick bolting rehab.
To his credit, he seems sincere about making a change despite his early exit from treatment, which he says was only one day early for the record.
While we don't know what rehab program lasts only six days, Disick acknowledged where he went wrong with his family, and that “I don’t want to lose it.”
If you watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online, you may never see her communicate this well with Scott again. We just hope it continues.
As for his commitment to sobriety, we've heard conflicting stories as to how long it lasts, but he didn't drink even while hosting an event in Atlantic City.
Disick also went to an AA meeting, and recalls Kourtney what a sobering (pun intended) experience that was, claiming it’s “definitely what I need.”
Kris Jenner warns Kourtney that she must think long and hard about what’s best for her and the kids, and she and Scott admit there's work to be done.
When He Ragged on Kim's Marriage
Lord Disick often says what we're thinking. Especially when he's ragging on his baby mama's clueless sisters.
Meanwhile, Kim's BFF Jonathan Cheban is in town and Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian both express to Kim that he may not be as trusted as he seems.
Following an event to promote the Kardashian Kids klothing line, which apparently exists, he and Kim Kardashian drive to the Jersey Shore, because obviously.
Kim confides to him that Kourtney’s been talking to a therapist, and when that fact mysteriously appears in a tabloid, she accuses Cheban of leaking it.
Incredulous, the former publicist (who had just brought Kim breakfast) lashes out when she asks to see his phone to determine if he is in fact the leak:
"You don’t think I have anything better to do in my life?" Cheban asks, clearly upset. "You’re a b!tch. Take the donuts, take my phone and go f--k yourself."
Kim later learns that paparazzi who recognized Kourtney’s therapist broke that "story" and apologizes to Jonathan, who gets over it pretty quickly.
Hey, people make mistakes, and when you're one of the random people made famous by the Kardashians, you gotta roll with the punches sometimes ...
Jonathan Cheban
Jonathan Cheban has been a publicist for years. But only by publicizing his friendship with the Kardashians has he become known.
As for the rest of the Kards crew this week?
Khloe was a supporting player, and there were no French Montana sightings, although it looks like from the previews that he'll be back in the picture soon.
There was a brief Kendall Jenner cameo, along with some of Scott's friends, including his namesake who Kim mistakenly blabbed about his hospitalization to.
Mason and P are also super, duper cute!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta

The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 7 Episode 4 Recap: NeNe Leakes is Evil ... EVIL!!
On The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 7 Episode 4, Phaedra continued to face the fallout from Apollo's decisions, while Kenya tried to mend some fences.
Of course, seeing as it's Kenya and she's torn through more fences than ... something that's torn through a lot of fences, that proved easier said than done.
Meanwhile, NeNe put those rumors of not bringing her A-game to rest.
When The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 7 Episode 4 got underway, viewers saw the women partake in a spa day that quickly turned ice cold.
Hanging with Kandi Burruss, Phaedra Parks and Porsha Williams, NeNe Leakes tore into Cynthia Bailey and made sure Bravo got its money's worth.
"When we stopped talking, I missed her friendship," Leakes said. "Now I'm over it. Cynthia is trying to make her mark. It really doesn't look cute on her."
"I'm never gonna be friends with her again. Ever!"
They are never, ever, ever getting back together as friends, it sounds like. Nor do we assume Kenya Moore will be asking NeNe to the spa this season.
If you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online, this was Hall of Fame smack talk behind someone's back right here, even by their high (low?) standards.
"I don't believe Apollo," Leakes said in response to Apollo Nida's bombshell admission that he lied about Moore wanting to have sex with him last season.
"So he's lying about lying?" asked a befuddled Kandi.
Asserting that Leakes hates Kenya and that's why she's throwing shade, she added, "NeNe has swept into town ... spa day has become a conspiracy therapy party."
Porsha Williams, having beaten down Kenya Moore once before, seemed to side with NeNe, though Burruss did apologize to Moore at a boxing workout.
"I believed them more than I believed you ... I want to apologize," she told her, after which Moore said, "If she's willing to apologize to me, I'm like, 'Thank God!'"
Then Burruss relayed NeNe's shade-throwing.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 7 Cast
The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 7 cast members in all their glory. Are you ready for some drama in the ATL? Click to meet the stars!
"I get sick of it. I do. It's too much," said Moore, crying, confused and inconsolable. "The man just confessed … I don't f--k around with anyone's husband."
Of Nida and Leakes, Kenya lamented, "The man finally admitted after two years ... I'm not the liar. He's the criminal. We all know why NeNe is mad at me."
"You don't want people to look at me in a different light. They're evil! I cannot win with these women. They want me to be painted as this crazy, horrible person. Why?"
Look for a pretty epic confrontation next week, along with the end of reports that the network is upset at NeNe not bringing enough drama this season.