Friday, November 7, 2014

Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner Rocks Stripper Gear in Raciest Instagram Pic Yet: Someone Put Some Clothes on This Girl!

In case you weren't aware, Kylie Jenner is obsessed with Instagram.
More specifically, Kylie is obsessed with pushing the boundaries of what Instagram will allow in terms of 17-year-olds in various states of undress.
Instagram doesn't allow nudity because it doesn't want to become a porn site and it doesn't allow 17-year-old nudity because it doesn't want to get shut down by the FBI.
Despite that, Kylie has found clever ways to post insanely sexually charged pics on the photo-sharing site:
Kylie Jenner Stripper Boots Photo
Yes, that's Kylie, who - in a normal family - would be finishing up high school and maybe applying for colleges rather than lacing up her thigh high hooker for the kind of selfie that would be racy at any age.
It's photos like this that make us believe the rumors about Kylie being engaged to Tyga.
If Kris Jenner will allow her kids to put this stuff online, why wouldn't she let her 17-year-old daughter marry a 25-year-old with a kid?
This pic might not be as racy as Kylie's Halloween photo. In fact, it doesn't show very much at all. 
It's the implication that comes with a high school age girl putting this hyper-sexual image out into the world that's troubling. Makes you glad we still live in a world where most parents would slap the phone out of their kids' hand. 

Kylie Jenner Cleavage Pic
Kylie Jenner squats and shows off her cleavage in this photo. NOTE: She is 16 years old.

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Kelly Rowland Gives Birth to a Boy!

Kelly Rowland is a first-time mother.
The former Destiny's Child member welcomed a baby boy named Titan Jewell into the world yesterday with husband Tim Witherspoon.
Kelly Rowland Pregnant Pic
Rowland announced in June that she was expecting, passing along the exciting news just one month after exchanging vows with Witherspoon in an intimate Costa Rica ceremony.
"I'll be stuntin like my daddy," she captioned a photo of baby Jordans via Instagram at the time, making for one of the more creative pregnancy announcements in recent memory.
The artist later accidentally revealed she was having a son during an interview with FOX411 and even posed nude for Elle just a month ago.
"I'm excited to bring a child into the world, and sharing that experience with my husband is probably the most beautiful part," she told the magazine, explaining why she stripped down inside its pages:
"It's Godmazing watching your body carry a human. The body should be celebrated."
Amen! We send Kelly and Tim and their newborn child nothing but our very best wishes!

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher just became parents for the first time! She gave birth to a baby girl!! Congratulations!!

19 Kids and Counting

19 Kids and Counting Season 14 Episode 15 Recap: Jessa Duggar Gets ENGAGED!

Last week's unforgettable episode of 19 Kids and Counting saw Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard tie the knot in front of 1,000 guests their native Arkansas.
Fittingly, TLC pivoted to Jill's younger sister Jessa Duggar and her engagement this week in the wonderful 19 Kids and Counting Season 14 Episode 15.
The installment, fittingly titled "Jessa's Engagement," took fans behind the scenes as Ben Seewald planned out a magical proposal for his soon-to-be bride.
Ben and Jessa Together
Not unlike Jill's wedding episode, this was one we were looking forward to, especially since Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald married just last weekend.
They didn't waste much time after his proposal, which took place in August on the 11-month anniversary of when the two began courting each other.
The first thing you'll see when you sit down and watch 19 Kids and Counting online is how sweet Ben was in putting all this together for his beloved Jessa.
First, we see Ben ask for Jim Bob and Michelle‘s blessing, as the patriarch hesitates and says it is vital that the two work together in the  Lord’s name.
He also reminds young Ben, who is only 19 years old (Jessa is 21) that it’s critical as a man to be financially responsible for his wife and family.
Jim Bob does give his blessing, however, and Ben enlists her sisters Jinger Duggar, Jana Duggar and Joy Anna Duggar to plan a scavenger hunt proposal!
Step one is a romantic dinner date at the restaurant where they shared their first date. Obviously, both sets of parents are also on hand for this part.
Ben also gave Jessa a gift, to be opened later but already revealed as "the first clue to the rest of her life." Element of surprise? Not a huge priority here.
Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald: In Love
Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald in one of their many sweet Instagram moments. Her shirt sums it all up, really.
That said, the present, opened the next morning, was a recording in which he tells Jessa where to go next for her scavenger hunt clue: the airplane hangar.
There, John David Duggar is waiting to fly her to Hot Springs, Ark., Ben’s hometown. John David flew her down there the first time that she went!
In Hot Springs, Jessa and chaperone Jinger Duggar are driven to more destinations, such as mini-golf, a trolley ride, a rose collection, and then a train ride.
While this is going on, Ben is getting ready to propose. Fortunately, he's got Jana Duggar with him to help iron his shirt and do his hair for him.
One train ride and outfit change later, Jessa is whisked away to the last stop on this romantic scavenger hunt: Thorncrown Chapel in Eureka Springs.
Inside the church, there is Ben, standing below the altar in what looks like a stunning venue, with candles and rose petals to set the mood for the big moment.
“Jessa Lauren, will you marry me?” Seewald asks his girlfriend, sweetly.
She says yes, and they break courtship rules by hugging FULL FRONTAL. Hey, after a day like that, how could she not get totally carried away?!
Her tears said it as they walked out of the chapel hand in hand - only permitted after engagement - and the family begins to giggle with excitement.
Well done, Ben and all the Duggars who helped him. Very well done.

Dates Without Chaperones
The Duggar parents often accompany their children on dates in order to maintain their "accountability" and "keep things from going in the wrong direction," per Jim Bob. The girls are fine with this, as being alone with men puts them in grave "moral danger." When the parents aren't available, their older siblings will often tag along, making every date a group date and a family affair.

Sons of Anarchy

Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 9 Recap: A Shocking Death

Bobby "Elvis" Munson has left the building.
On Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 9, Jax and company agreed to the terms of August Marks in order to make a deal for their apprehended club member:
They would meet. Marks would bring Bobby. Jax would bring the body of the dead preacher, the preacher's stepson and the cell phone video of him having sex with a man. Simple enough, right?
Except Marks just had to teach Jax a lesson.
After the rest of both sides had left, and after Jax and Marks had brought their "items" out of the van, the exchange was made.
But Marks had hidden a gun in Bobby's pants and pulled it out after he handed Bobby over to Jax. He told the preacher's stepson to consider this a warning if he or his mother ever betrayed him.
And then August Marks shot Bobby in the head.
After sharing the news with the rest of SAMCRO, Gemma and Nero, Jax didn't just sit around and lament the latest loss of a family member.
He had Chibbs hand over the signed statement by the preacher's wife, along with the location of the preacher's body in one of Marks' construction sites because SAMCRO actually cut off his head and attached it to another corpse's mangled body.
We therefore ended the hour with Marks being arrested for murder. As he was placed inside a police car, Chibs and Jax drove by, starting daggers at his right-hand man.
Elsewhere:
  • Nero told Gemma again about his plan to move to his uncle's farm. He had the paperwork drawn up for the Diosa sale and everything.
  • A crestfallen Gemma sobbed over Bobby's dead body and apologize for how her murder of Tara and subsequent lie led to his death. Abel overheard her do so.
  • Jarry learned that the Chinese man both Juice and Gemma identified as one of Tara's killers was taken into custody the night of the incident in Las Vegas. She responded by having Juice moved into solitary confinement, thwarting (for now) his plan to kill Lin in prison.
What did everyone think of this episode? Will you miss Bobby? Did you see his death coming? Who will join him next on the final season?
Follow the directions of the video above to watch Sons of Anarchy online via TV Fanatic and check out the official teaser here for Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 10:

Tuesday, November 4, 2014

The Originals

The Originals Season 2 Episode 5 Recap: Time with Tatia

Any hour of television that begins with Daniel Gillies shirtless is a good thing. On that, we can all agree, right?
Combine this unusual sight with the rare occurrence of Elijah's vampire face and The Originals Season 2 Episode 5 was a winner after just a few minutes.
And that was before Nina Dobrev (The Vampire Diaries) even showed up as yet another Doppleganger, Tatia.
She appeared via flashback as part of Esther's master plan:
If she could take Elijah back to a time when he and Klaus both loved the same woman, if she could show him the kind of pain that living forever as a vampire can inflict... perhaps he'll want to be placed inside a mortal body and go on as a witch instead.
We learned here that Tatia was a village widow and she chose Elijah back in the day. Esther was on board with the match. She had hoped the couple would get married.
HOWEVER, Elijah, unable to resist his blood lust, hurt his beloved soon after he discovered that Klaus (in werewolf form) murdered six villagers. The memory was painful for Elijah to relive, but not enough to make him want to turn away from vampirism.
Elsewhere, Cami and Kaleb took care of Davina, with Klaus agreeing to take the girl to a hospital and to spare Kaleb’s life eve. Has he really turned over a more peaceful leaf?
But after Klaus sent Cami to get the car, Klaus waits and waits for her return... only to realize Mikael has taken her hostage. Also, Vincent calls Kaleb to tell him he'll need to end Davina's spell - or end Davina. He tries the former.
Later on, Davina learns the truth about Kaleb, that he's Kol. After initially distrusting him because, you know, that's a pretty major lie and all, she actually chooses to work with him in order to stop Mikael.
Klaus tracks Mikael and Cami to a clearing in the woods. After killing all the party goers who have been compelled to take him down, Klaus receives a call from Hayley, alerting him to Elijah's situation. Marcel overhears that Mikael has Cami as his prisoner, while Klaus keeps tracking Mikael, as do Davina and Kol (yes, we can now refer to him as "Kol.")
Davina and Kol UN-spell the White Oak stake while Mikael and Klaus go at it as only these two can. Soon, Marcel and Hayley appear and help Klaus, but Mikael vanishes before they can kill him again.
Fun episode, huh? Cool appearance by Dobrev? Solid background on Elijah? Strong fight scenes?
You can watch The Originals online via TV Fanatic (click on the video above) and you can get your first look here at The Originals Season 2 Episode 6:

Vanderpump Rules

Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 1 Recap: The Instafight is ON!

Bravo's Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 1 kicked off another season of friendship, romance, passive-aggressive arguing and hard core feuds at SUR.
What did we learn, and where do things stand, after last night's return?
Well, that any hope for a drama-free season went out the window fast.
Indeed, things may have been relatively sanguine at the onset, but it didn't take long before the "Instafight" broke out on Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 1.
If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you know there's no love lost between Scheana and Stassi, who moved on to greener pastures last season.
Well, as things got underway Monday night, we saw Jax doing pushups in his apartment, talking about how his life has changed since the Stassi split.
Jax and Tom Sandoval got into an epic fight last season after Kristen and Jax hooked up, but they appear to have moved on and made up now.
Maybe that's because Tom is now dating bartender Ariana, a woman who "believes in me." What that means, we have no idea, but he is happy now.
Scheana Marine, meanwhile, is living the dream, getting married soon, ruling the roost at SUR with Stassi outta there, and other stuff she's excited about.
Well, until Kristen tells Scheana she was Instagram stalking Tom, and made contact with a girl who claimed to have slept with Tom when he was in Miami.
Tom is now dating Ariana, as we know, and Ariana is Scheana’s best friend, so this puts former Eddie Cibrian home wrecker Scheana in a tight spot.
Cut to Stassi getting ready at Katie’s. She moved to New York and has grown up so much in the last six months ... but her beau wants to move to L.A.
So yeah, she's totally coming back into the fold before long here.
On the night of Scheana’s birthday, she, her fiance Shay and the truckload of makeup she wears arrive at Mixology for a night of fun and no drama at all.
Yeah. That's happening.
Tom and Briana arrive, Tom talks smack about Kristen's new boyfriend James immediately, and Scheana talks to Tom about his indiscretions in Miami.
Tom denies it, FWIW.
While this is going on, Stassi and Co. go out to eat at Andaz, 'cause they are so over Scheana and her birthday. So over it, they talk about it non-stop.
Back at Mixology, Tom Sandoval sees the picture on Instagram that Stassi posted of their night out and declares an Insta-Fight. Oh, it is ON now.
They proceed to take a lot of pictures of themselves, which would be funny if they weren't so into themselves, but they're not doing it to be ironic.
Back to reality, Kristen absolutely won’t leave the thing with Tom and the Instagram girl alone, and ends up yelling at Jax for defending him over this.
Tom confronts Kristen. James gets in Tom’s face. Tom tells him, “Go take a Beamer selfie.” James replies, hilariously, “Go take a Honda Civic selfie.”
Dissed and dismissed, Tom takes a swing at James. Fade to black as we await the resumption of this melee on Vanderpump Rules Season 3 Episode 2.

Eagerly.

Gotham

Gotham Season 1 Episode 7 Recap: Penguin Problems

The truth was out there for all to react to on Gotham Season 1 Episode 7: Oswald Cobblepot is alive and well.
This means James Gordon has to die, right?
Yes, according to Harvey Bullock even, who pulled a gun on his partner early on because he figured both were dead men otherwise.
But Gordon was able to convince Bullock to fight along his side instead, helping him execute a plan that included simply arresting Falcone and the Mayor.
This scheme ran into a slight hiccup, however, after they arrived at Falcone's mansion to bring him in. The mob boss said he had Barbara hostage, something Gordon didn't initially believe because he had told his fiancee to skip town for a bit.
However, Falcone said she had come back to plead for Gordon's life, though he wouldn't show Gordon the proof he desired. Gordon would need to trust that he enemy was many things... but a liar wasn't one of them.
And trust Gordon did, placing his weapon down and telling Bullock to do the same. With those gestures, Falcone DID produce Barbara - and he was actually impressed by Gordon in the process. He saw this trust as an important first step.
And he let Gordon live as a result.
But he also let Gordon live for another reason: to close the episode, Penguin actually visited Falcone. And the show flashed back to a scene omitted from Gotham Season 1 Episode 1, with Penguin telling Falcone to order Gordon to kill him. Why?
Because Penguin knew Gordon wouldn't do so. He would then disappear and return under a new identity and go work for Maroni... while serving as a mole for Falcone.
This is exactly what went down and it included Penguin telling Falcone about Fish and Nikolai's plans for a coup.
Falcone was pleased with their arrangement, especially because Nikolai was killed as part of a Maroni raid that Penguin helped organize, taking any suspicion away from Falcone for the deed.
But this lead gangster wasn't sure about Gordon. He told Penguin that Gordon still may need to die in the final scene of the episode.
What did everyone think about this shocker? Surprised Penguin has been working for Falcone all along? Excited? Disappointed?
Follow the prompts in the video above to watch Gotham online and check out scenes from Gotham Season 1 Episode 8 below: