Puff Daddy: Jennifer Lopez' Booty Is WAY Better Than Kim Kardashian's!

Jennifer Lopez has been on a butt comeback tour lately, and if she keeps campaigning the way she has been, she's got a real chance at beating out some seriously jiggly competition for the title of Booty of the Year.

First, J-Lo released "Booty" with Iggy Azalea - an ode to ass with so much shaking it should have a seizure warning at the start.

Now, Jen's got none other than Sean "P-Diddy"​ "Diddy"​ Puff Daddy Combs declaring her backside to be the finest ever created:

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"It's a work of art. It's something that will go down in history, for real it will," Puff said when Jen's famous badonkadonk. "I mean, that thing is just incredible, man."

Asked if Jen felt threatened by the famous Kardashian rear, Puff replied emphatically:

"No! No way! No disrespect to Kim and Kanye, but that thing right there, that thing is something special."

Wow. Them's fightin' words.

First, he says J-Lo's derriere is superior, then he implies the famous the world's most famous behind is not"something special." The way Kanye's been grabbing Kim's butt lately, we think he'd disagree.

Diddy didn't even mention Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda," a front-runner for ass jam of the year that clearly lands Nicki a spot on the BIg Booty ballot.

It's a matter that may never be decided, but as long as these ladies continue to compete, we all win. So we've gotta ask:

Who's got the best booty of 2014?

 

Kim Kardashian!Jennifer Lopez!Nicki Minaj!I'm sick of all their butts! I wish they'd put those things away!

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1. Kesha

Hey, it's Ke$ha! And there is Ke$ha's butt! The singer is anything but shy in this Twit pic.

Miley Cyrus Goes Topless Again, Shows Off Daisy and Disco Titties

Miley Cyrus is posing shirtless on Instagram once again.

We know, we know: What else is new?!?

Actually, two things: despite her desire to Free the Nipple, Cyrus has covered her private parts in these images with Photoshopped daisies and disco balls, appropriately writing as captions "I like this daisy tit" and "Disco titties."

Well then.

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Miley continues to travel around the country as part of her Bangerz tour, while making a point to pose in intimate/weird ways at nearly every stop.

Earlier this week, Cyrus was drunk and topless online, but that wasn't the strangest viral sight we've been forced to stare at over the past few weeks.

For whatever reason, Miley did some editing last month and inserting her own baby face on her grown-up body.

Her grown-up body, that is, which was doing some Twerking and crotch grabbing and other things made even more disturbing by a baby's face being superimposed on each photograph.

Check out these scarring Miley Cyrus pictures to see what we mean.

The young singer, meanwhile, has been posing topless seemingly non-stop for over a year now. We've compiled many of these sort of seductive photos below.

Click through them at your own risk... 

17 Miley Cyrus Topless Pics That We Can Never Unsee

1. Miley Cyrus "Adore You" Cover

Yup, Miley Cyrus is topless again. This time, it's for the "Adore You" remix cover.

Bethenny Frankel: Returning to The Real Housewives of New York City!

In a surprising casting development, alleged celebrity and former Bravo reality star Bethenny Frankel is returning to The Real Housewives of New York City!

Four years after she quit the show that launched her career, Bethenny is returning to her roots and rejoining the long-running Bravo series next year.

The former natural foods chef and talk show host, whose self-titled program was canceled in February, will be on the show's upcoming Season 7.

Producers hope her return will help boost ratings for the maligned program, which fell to 1 million viewers (from a record 2.6 million) during Season 6.

"Bringing her back is a last-ditch effort," one source says.

Frankel will benefit, too, from promoting her Skinnygirl empire, which includes a cocktail line, shapewear, and several books, including a new children's book.

Her daughter Bryn was born just a few months before Bethenny Frankel announced that she would not be returning for Season 4 of RHONY in 2010.

Frankel had fought with former BFF Jill Zarin and longtime rival Kelly Bensimon constantly, and said that she didn't see "any reason to go back."

Indeed, Frankel had plenty of other projects to keep her busy, including the Bravo spinoffs Bethenny Getting Married? and Bethenny Ever After.

Of course, those blissful series co-starring Jason Hoppy look downright quaint now, as the two split and were tied up in an ugly custody battle for years.

Only LuAnn de Lesseps and Ramona Singer are left of the original Real Housewives of New York City cast, and both will appear just in recurring roles.

The other current stars are Sonja Morgan, Carole Radziwill, Heather Thomson, and Kristen Taekman. Bensimon and Zarin left in 2011, after Bethenny.

What do you think of Frankel's return? Will it make you more likely to watch The Real Housewives of New York City online than before? Sound off!

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OCs Tamra was quite the bodacious bikini babe. Still is!

NCIS New Orleans Season 1 Episode 2: Plagued by the Plague

In the least surprising television development of the week, NCIS: New Orleans Season 1 Episode 2 kicked off with a scene inside a jazz club.

Viewers watched as a young lieutenant took in some local music, though but he seemed clearly ill and began stumbling around before ending up outside.

He staggered to the street and then got killed by a cab, prompting Agent Pride and his team to be called in because the victim was Navy Lt. Louis Collier, an office on leave.

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"Why did the sailor cross the road?" asked Pride, as Loretta is unable to determine the officer's state at the scene. Aside, you know, from the fact that he was dead.

The squad then learns that Collier was engaged and that he possessed a spotless record in the Navy.

His fiancée says he was the most responsible man she’s ever known even. His colleague gives the same sort of response, shooting down talk of drugs or anything sordid at all. 

After some back and forth (and some Yoga for Sebastian), Pride and Sebastian head to Loretta’s office, where she screams for them to get out of the room. Because she's found blood and tissue that say Collier had bubonic plague. Seriously!

The ship goes on on lockdown and the team is vaccinated, prepared to track Collier’s trail through the city to make sure he hasn’t infected anyone else. They are told that 34 sailors are roaming around New Orleans on leave and when they find one playing poker, he's clearly sick as well.

Pride says he’ll inspect the ship in order to determine where plague started. Another agent, meanwhile, has been sent down from NCIS HQ: it’s Agent Tony DiNozzo!

This crossed over character says they call him the Plague Whisperer and that he’s happy to help Pride, as the two get down to business and find a sailor dead in his bunk.

Sebastian and Carol from the CDC do some research and announce that this strain of sickness was created in a lab. The ship was targeted and the sailors used as weapons of mass destruction once they went on land.

Pride consults with the commander and insists someone must have brought the virus on when they docked in Lima.

Could it have been Dr. Hufcutt, a new addition to the medical team? He owns Hufcutt Pharmaceuticals, a company with the vaccination that happens to be broke. So there you have it!

Pride, Brody, and LaSalle track this evil physician at an international convention and save the world from a bubonic plague outbreak in the process. All in a day's work, right?

The episode ends with a cookout and a call about a dead Marine, which sends Pride and company off on another job.

What did everyone think of this installment? Watch NCIS: New Orleans online via TV Fanatic and Comment away beloe!

Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 31 Recap: Here They Come, Hollywood!

Tuesday evening's Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 31 marked the beginning of Nationals, and things were predictably intense for Abby Lee & Co. on Lifetime.

The Abby Lee Dance Company and the Candy Apples Dance Studio both faced competition - and stalkers - that made the trip to the West Coast challenging.

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The upside of heading to La-La Land for Abby? A possible ALDC expansion.

The downside? Former Dance Moms troublemaker Jeanette showed up!

Vowing revenge on the ALDC as she stalked the team 2,500 miles from its Pennsylvania home base, this felt like a classic ruse to bring in ratings for Lifetime.

If you watch TV online - specifically reality TV - you know you need a good villain and an unpredictable source of conflict to really invest people in the plot.

Often, it must be manufactured.

Whether it was staged or not, the drama came during the highest stage for the competitors, Nationals, and Jeanette sure has an axe to grind with Abbs.

Her daughter, Ava, was uninvited from the select ensemble in the middle of Dance Moms Season 4, and here in L.A., woman is out for blood. Blood!

Also noteworthy in Dance Moms Season 4 Episode 31 was the fact that Abby announced that she will be opening another studio in L.A. next season.

She's looking to bring stars from both the select and elite teams, and the girls' performances at Nationals will help her choose who she takes with her.

Of course, there was also the dreaded Cathy and the Candy Apples Dance Studio, which has hired So You Think You Can Dance winner Keon.

Looking to play spoiler across the country, Cathy tried to sabotage Abby's team when they made an appearance at an outdoor street festival.

They showed up and challenged Abby's girls to a dance-off, which Abby accepted in a made-for-TV moment that clearly was not scripted in the slightest.

Was this an actual competition? No. Were the stakes as high or higher in Abby's mind? You know it, and of course Nia and Chloe were the finalists.

McKenzie won that dance-off, however, and when the two groups competed, Abby Lee's troupe prevailed once more, really sticking it to Cathy.

How do you like them (Candy) Apples?! Just wait until Nationals.

Follow the link to watch Dance Moms online, and don't miss the epic second half of the finale next week, October 7, on the Lifetime television network.

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Abby Lee Miller of Dance Moms goes at it with Kelly Hyland in this clip from Season 4 Episode 7.

Chicago Fire Season 3 Episode 2 Recap: The Struggles of Severide

Are you over that shocker yet?

Have you recovered from learning about Shay's death on Chicago Fire Season 3 Episode 1?

More importantly, perhaps, have the fighters at 51 recovered? That was the main question heading into Chicago Fire Season 3 Episode 2, an hour that focused squarely on Severide and how he's coping with the death of his partner.

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During a rescue mission to save a girl trapped in a car, Severide took over the mission rescued the young lady, showing signs that he may be himself again.

Only at work, however.

Away from the station, Severide drank by himself at a bar, clearly distraught and unsure how to move on. 

He let this inebriated state get the best of him in front of Brett... who bears an uncanny resemblance to Shay. The man is clearly struggling to keep his life together and may be heading down a very dark road.

Heck, he even screwed up a date with Detective Erin Lindsay (from Chicago PD), though she agreed maintain a friendship and help Severide through this difficult period in his life.

Dawson, meanwhile, was looking forward to her candidacy at the Austin Firehouse.

She failed her initial physical exam attempt, as we know, but was given another opportunity this week, with Casey there behind her the entire way as she trained.

During one workout, he actually placed a ring for her to see; she accepted the proposal and the two spent a passionate and intimate night together. Ooooh, yeah, people!

Dawson shared this news with Brett, but asked her to keep it a secret due toe the conflict of Dawson and Casey working together. Dawson also discovered that her transfer to 105 was denied.

ELSEWHERE:

• Mills learned more intel about his family, though he wasn't happy about any of it.
• Herrmann found fresh ways to improve business at Molly's by including other firefighters into the ownership and business end of it
• Boden and his wife found out they're expecting a child, which has been put under the high-risk category.

Did you catch this installment? You can watch Chicago Fire online via TV Fanatic if not and you can sound off on all these events and a lot more below.

Emily Ratajkowski Cosmopolitan Cover: All Our Productivity is Now Gone, Girl!

Emily Ratajkowski graces the cover of the upcoming issue of Cosmopolitan, and needless to say, the "Blurred Lines" beauty sizzles on the front of the magazine.

In fact, she may melt that cover off, despite wearing considerably more clothing than we're used to seeing her in, given some of her previous gigs.

That's quite a feat for the 23-year-old, but she pulls it off and then some.

When she's not modeling, the brunette beauty can be seen on Instagram (seriously, follow her account), and in the highly anticipated film Gone Girl.

While the Gone Girl reviews are mostly positive, Ratajkowski is sure to win widespread acclaim anytime she shows off her girls, which is often.

And that right there is one of those things that we love about this world.

The model rocks a pair of denim jeans with an unbuttoned white blouse in Cosmo, no doubt causing jaws to drop at newsstands across the U.S.

Emily says she's grateful for her recent success, and is "lucky to wear what I want, sleep with who I want, and dance how I want," while still being a feminist.

Get it, girl. Check out more sizzling Emily Ratajkowski photos below:

39 Sexiest Emily Ratajkowski Photos

1. Emily Ratajkowski Topless Photograph

Emily Ratajkowski poses topless on Instagram. Those jeans appear to be falling off too.